Just when you thought it was safe to venture outside without being questioned at every turn, I bring horrifying news of a music quiz taking place on Friday 13th March 2015 at 7.30pm.
Be warned, this event should not be tackled alone. Safety in numbers can best be achieved by forming a team of 8, operating under strict instructions not to get separated from the main party and to stay on the path that leads directly to:
The old dark Clubhouse at Ashton Playing Fields
Triskaidekaphobia sufferers may take some comfort from the knowledge that Brother Craig will once again be playing music to calm the nerves.
£12 per person including food (Fish/Chicken/Veggie and Chips).
It’s bound to be a shocking evening.